You don’t know me, but I currently reside in the early 21st century. I wanted to talk to you a minute about your uni-dog. I’d love to take him/her off of your hands, I’ve been looking for that breed for quite some time. (pretty rare in our pre-warp drive times) If nothing else, I’d love to watch him for you, while your out peeping new civilizations and whatnot. Just drop him off at the apartment when you shoot around the sun to save the whales.
Live long and prosper,
Art by: Wasteland Taxidermy