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I made a new Baroness custom today using the kit that I sell in my store.

I had to make a new one because Baroness v1 took a dive off the shelf she was living on and broke. I was crushed for a moment then I pulled my shit together and made what you see above out of the head and arms I salvaged off v1 and the body and legs of the kit. 

I am needless to say, pretty fucking happy about how this turned out. 

becausewhynotpodcast:

BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST Episode 27 
“A Vulcan Came In My Eye And Now I Can Only See Red”

It has been a few weeks but we are back! Everyone was out at cons and living the geek life but we are all home now and ready to shower you with tales of DragonCon and PAX and boy the things that come out of our mouths this week are scandalous! 

We talk about big girls cosplayin, video games that don’t use any screens, the color of Vulcan cum and so so much more that it should almost be criminal to listen to the awful things we say! 

As usual this shit is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so pop on your headphones and see how deep the rabbit hole goes with the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew!

To download the show directly go [here]

SHOW NOTES:

Johann Sebastian Joust
Northstar and his boyfriend get hitched! 
This is why dudes are better at games than dudettes!
3024 A.D. is so scifi-rifficness!  
Batman and Batgirl got engaged, awh!
Mike Groves aka Poopbird makes the art and does shirtless panels as DragonCon
Plush Baroness by Handmadestuffs will be mine!
Chris Hamer Urbnpop art also makes the arts and is our friend
Dave bought the arts from Cassie and you should also
Dave smoked cigarettes with Baltar!
Unbelievable! Ruby Rod from the Fifth Element
Sexy turtles make me cringe now that I’ve seen them
Kaylee from Firefly looking all cute and dirty, just the way I like her!
Apparently melon fucking is a wide spread epidemic with some dire consequences!
Vulcan body stuff about balls and things here and here. PONFARR BITCHES!  

Geekleetist: Another EP….SNAP INTO IT!!

becausewhynotpodcast:

BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast Epidsode 25 “TV PARTY TONIGHT! or It Doesn’t Look Too Terribly Penisy”

This week marks the 25th episode of the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast and because its such a special episode, we talk about things that we love above all others, our favorite tv shows! 

Returning guest (now co-host) Bell Blitz (aka Sara Noto) returns to extol the virtues of a little comedy adventure show called “SPACED”. Dave Styer (resident tattoo collector and all around swell guy) wants to tell you about Mormons and his love for “BATTLESTAR GALACTICA”. Resident demon booby aficionado and chariot ridding penis expert Chris Hansbrough lets us into his world and introduces the crew to a damn fine program by the name of “JOURNEYMAN”. And I, CEA (Chief Executive Asshole) Scott Hall wants to tell you about a little cartoon show by the name of “COWBOY BEBOP” and how much I fucking love that damn show! 

The first half of the show is TV PARTY MANIA while the second half I (Scott the rage monster) get a little ranty and a little angry as I relive some tense moments from my past as a tattoo industry worker and get lost in a rage filled moment where I may hit a few hot buttons among the masses with some of my language choices. BEWARE!

As always the show is chock full naughty words, blue comedy and maybe even a tender moment or two (haha yeah right) so turn up the volume, pop on your headphones and sit back and ride the lightning!


To direct download the show go [here]


SHOW NOTES! PLAY AT HOME EDITION:

THE SUPERHERO SHOWDOWN BEGINS SUCKAHS!
“SPACED” IS ON NETFLIX!
“JOURNEYMAN” IS ON HULU!
FREE SCIFI: 3024AD. READ AND ENJOYED BY THE NERDERY PUBLIC
ANAL TATTOOS, I HATE THIS FUCKING B^*%^*#$^!
MAGNETS AND OTHER MYSTERIES
TESLA MUSEUMS ARE THE NEW HOTNESS APPARENTLY
HERE COMES THE MATRIX! DNA STORAGE WILL TURN US ALL INTO MEGA COMPUTER SERVER FARMS AND SHIT!
HELL AND NO. RON PAUL VIDEO GAME KICKSTARTER. YEAH DONT EVEN BOTHER CLICKING THIS LINK.
JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS!
MILITARY IS FUNDING AND ANTI-SUICIDE NASAL SPRAY FOR SOLDIERS. I HAVE SOMETHING THATS NOT EVEN A DRUG THAT WORKS A LOT BETTER THAN THIS AND ITS CALLED KEEP US OUT OF FUCKING WARS BECAUSE OIL COMPANIES CONTROL THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT AND WE WONT HAVE SOLDIERS WASTING THEIR GODDAMNED LIVES BY KILLING THEMSELVES AFTER BEING SUBJECTED TO THE HORRORS OF ILLEGAL AND UNJUST WARS!

•Geekleetist: I’ve realized that when I’m sposed to talk into the mic…I’m a retard. When I’m not supposed to talk into the mic…I’m genius.•

becausewhynotpodcast:

Because, Why Not? Podcast Epidsode 23Chris Is Addicted To Wieners, Also…Is Today A Day That Ends In Y?”

I love that I am often recording and nobody realizes it, cause that’s when the magic happens! Oh there is so much magic on the show this week with talk of wieners, bad 80’s hair, Dolph Lundgren and so so much more!

We cant promise you much about the overall quality of the show, but we can promise that you will hear swear words, talk of boobies, talk of wieners and a myriad of other blathering nonsense that if it doesn’t make you laugh even just a little, you are dead inside ;D 

Also, Dave invents a new candy and Chris has toy talk! 

This show IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so throw on the headphones and giggle your ass off in your cubicle for the next 60 minutes as we bring you The Because, Why Not? Podcast! 

For direct download go [here]

SHOW NOTES!:

GIANT ROBOTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!
THE WOLVERINE HAS BEEN LEAKED, LIKE AN ADAMANTIUM BLADE INTO A COLOSTOMY BAG!
GREAT ART FROM MATT PIZZOLO
PARANORMAN? STOP MOTION ANIMATION ABOUT ZOMBIES, HECK YEAH!
RUPERT SANDERS AND KRISTEN STEWART ARE BOTH CHEATING WHORES.
DEAR EVERYONE, PIRATE UBISOFT GAMES. FUCK UBISOFT.
E.T. ANNIVERSARY EDITION SPACESHIP BLURAY THINGY JIGGER IS AWESOME!
SCIFI/MOTORCYCLE NERDS IN VIETNAM MAKE A BATPOD. SICK!!!
DARK KNIGHT RETURNS ANIMATED FEATURE TRAILER=BONERTOWN!
ROBOT MECHA GONNA SHOOT YOUR ASS! NOW WITH KINECT!

TOY FUN WITH CHRIS:

•Geekleetist: My 2nd episode! I have fun doing this. Maybe you’ll have fun listening•

becausewhynotpodcast:

We are recording the latest episode of the BECAUSE,WHY NOT? PODCAST this evening so if you have any questions you wanna shoot our way hit the ask box! or send us some fan mail or email us at becausewhynotpodcast @ gmail dot com.

Wait, what? You thought the show…

•Geekleetist: I’d absolutely LOVE to read any hate/love mail on the show guys…hit us up?? Reach arounds for all•

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becausewhynotpodcast:

Did ya miss us? Has your heart been crying out for us while we were gone? Has our absence made your heart grow fonder? Well shit mother f-ers, we are back! I know its been a while but we are back and in full effect!

Welcome to the new look BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST!

There have been some major changes in the show since last we met, Mike got a new job and has started back to school to help support his new career and we wish him the best as he goes forward with his new endeavors, but sadly he will not be returning to the show. Muno, well his vaginitus came back, or maybe it was Diablo 3, at this point we aren’t quite sure but happy trails good sir and good luck raiding dungeons or whatever it is one does in Diablo 3. Your presence on the show will be missed. And last but not least, Port is also not returning, well shes kinda on the fence she said so do us a favor and send some damn fan mail her way to let her know she is loved and needed so we can get her back in here. I mean as much as I want to be the lesbian of the show, it just feels kinda phony haha! 

With everyone gone (accept me) you must be wondering how in the hell the show will continue!? Well friends, neighbors, countrymen, I have brought into the mix a new array of vocal talents the likes of which you cannot begin to fathom! 

Joining the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST! crew are none other than Dave Styer and Chris Hansbrough! Who they hell are these schlubs you ask? Well these are two of the geekiest, nerdiest, downright dorkiest guys I know, well beside me of course. Stay tuned later this week to find out more about my new co-hosts and what makes these guys tick and stuff.

We bring you GYMKATA 2012! 

You know the drill folks, NSFW!!! Put your headphones on and enjoy the vocal stylings of the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST!

To direct download the show go [here]


SHOW NOTES:
The Problem With Geek Cred, You Got Yours?
Get You Some Sweet Cosplay Helmets At PitViperStudios
Street Fighter Chess, Bringing Beatemups To A More Cerebral Playing Field
Street Fighter Custom LEGO Figures
Mario Post-it Note Animation Thingy
A Bike Made Of Cardboard?! Preposterous! And Also Totally Real!
I’m Gonna Be Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I.) This Winter
Guitar2-D2!
Fall Of Cybertron Demo Falls Drops Tomorrow
CLOUD ATLAS Trailer Will Pull On Your Heart Strings And Give You Scifi Boner!

And last but not least…Dave Talks About His Feelings :D

•GEEKLEETIST: Well here is my first go at co-hosting a podcast…here’s the f•cking thing…ask me to talk about stuff…I can do that all day long!! Ask me to talk about myself….I CAN’T F•CKING DO IT!! I sound like a 5 year old trying to recite a poem in front of the class…oh and for those of you who don’t know, yes my name is Dave.• 

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GET OFF MY GIRL!

geekvariety replied to your photo: Dear, beautiful Dune loving license plate haver….

Shyhlud use to be a band from VA. I use to know some of those cats, but I would prefer knowing this kitty. I wonder what part of VA shes in?

They f•ckin stole your IDEA!!

geekvariety replied to your photo: I made this for any doubters out there….

Ya know whats funny about this, I have been doing this for decades “literally” cause I would crush up doritos and stick them in a bean burrito so I was way ahead of the curve on this. Been doin this shit since I was a tiny child.

WTFUCK!! Where was I when fake Jesus invented private posting!?

geekvariety replied to your post: It was a joke. I needed to use tumblr as a photobucket cause photobucket sucks my dong.

you know you can just post it to private right? Or did they take that option away? I mean not that I dont enjoy the post cause i do but just sayin :D

Hmmm…I wasn’t lookin at her boots.

geekvariety replied to your photo: Watched Inception last night for the first time. …

I enjoyed regardless of decaprio being incepted or not, I thought it was very well put together and pretty interesting. Honestly, the only thing I didn’t like and it drove me kinda crazy was Ellen Pages cowboy boots. They look fucking huge an oafish.
geekvariety:

Lord Mesa  -:|:-  “Lil Cheetara” 
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PFFFFFFT!!

I’ll be holed up in a damn near impenetrable McDonalds fortress!! The tubes will be down for sure…gotta draw pr0n man! 

geekvariety replied to your post: You’ll appreciate this Dave. Sitting listening to the news and what does the new anchor report about… Zombie Invasions, I’m not even kidding. Must be the rapture… X)

A cintiqu? What are you gonna do, draw the zombies to death haha! You kill me with your impractical nature haha I love it!

nope…

I was naked when I was born though!

geekvariety replied to your photo: GPOY tumbl’n birthday suit edish

Today is your birthday?!