My wife does a hell of a job explaining this…sadly she’s not included cause she’s bizzy being my wife.
Here is the link to the show! HOPE YOU WIN!
This is nerd sh•t, the occasional boob, and a lot of cusses.
CONTEST TIME IS HERE KIDS!
LISTEN AND WIN!
WE ARE GIVING AWAY TWO COPIES OF THE HUMBLE BUNDLE AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN TO THE SHOW TO FIND OUT HOW!
This weeks show is all about two things:
- Winning video games in our contest
- And fuckin!
That’s right folks this is the episode you’ve all been waiting for: The Sexisode!
This week we delve into the hearts and minds of our intrepid crew as they discuss the merits of sex with fictional characters from video games, movies and books! We also get to hear the tumultuous details of each of our first times making the sexies!
Also this week we begin our Humble Bundle give away contest! All you gotta do is listen to the show and gather up the 3 secret words and reblog the show post with those 3 words to be entered for a chance to win a HUGE gaming super prize!Winners of this weeks prize pack will be announced on next weeks show so listen to this episode of The Because Why Not Podcast, gather up the secret words and reblog this post with the secret words posted at the bottom of the reblog for your chance to win!
•Geekleetist: Scott is giving away couple Humble Bundles ya’ll…we talked about sex…my face we blushed out the whole time•
Because, Why Not? Podcast
Episode 37 “It Don’t Matter Who You Are, Pubes Is Curly!”
Let me start off by saying if you haven’t seen IDIOCRACY yet, please make a point of doing so in the very near future. Also, you’re welcome.
This week I discover that I might be a tough guy (according to Dave) and Sara is certainly a total badass also. Sadly Dave is a complete sissy (his words) and would gang bang the Expendables 2 if he was gay and wasn’t afraid of putting things in his asshole.
That said, we got a live one for you this week and boy I can almost feel the hate mail bloopin my inbox as I speak! NSFW people so put on those headphones and let er rip!
Music on this weeks show is by Giddy-Up, Helicopter!
PRESIDENT DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO
BRAD BIRD KILLS RUMORS ABOUT DIRECTING STAR WARS…WITH 1 STONE
CARRIE FISHER WILL GUN YOU DOWN AND LAUGH!
THE BURBS. If you haven’t seen this, check it the fuck out its great!
MORE NEWS ABOUT FORMER STAR WARS CAST MEMBERS RETURNING!
SKYRIM IS APPARENTLY ABOUT GETTING SHOT IN THE KNEE WITH AN ARROW
EWAN MCGREGORS DICK
EXPENDABLES 2 blah blah blah
SO FUCKING CREEPY! ANIME MASK THINGER
WHO DOESN’T LIKE JASON STATHAM? CRANK 1/2 ARE AWESOME BTW!
PATTON OSWALT TALKS ABOUT BLADE TRINITY AND OTHER STUFF
NHL LOCKOUT MAKES CANADIANS SUPER HORNY, NEED SEX TOYS!
YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES BEING REMADE?
MARK STRONG WAS SINESTRO AND MORIARTY AND HAS THE BEST VOICE!
but Green Lantern still sucked. I would rather have seen a Sinestro movie honestly.
BAD KIDS GO TO HELL LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE! ALSO PUBES.
•geekleetist: WE DO THIS SH•T AGAIN!!!•
Because, Why Not? Podcast
Episode 36 “Twinkie The Kid Is Dead!”
Twinkie the Kid may be dead, but The Because, Why Not? Podcast lives on for another week! Last week saw some technical problems on my end that forced us to shitcan the episode but we have come back long and strong this week with another completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK EPISODE!
This week we talk about the trailer for WARM BODIES (a zombie love story) which looks like its gonna be funny and maybe even a little clever and definitely cute as all fucking get out! We also watched a few other trailers that look promising as well like The ABC’s of Death and OZ The Great And Powerful! Lots of neat movies coming out soon for sure.
Pepsi has a new drink and we talk about Scott taking the Pepsi challenge. Japanese race car porn, non-porn by Diesel and Dave has never had a Little Debbie Star Crunch, which we will fix shortly :D
Music from this weeks show: ALKALINE TRIO “Metro” from the album REMAINS
SARAH WRITE FOR THE CULT DEN DOT COM.
HAN SHOT FIRST. TAKE THE TEST AND WIN NERD CRED!
WARM BODIES TRAILER AND WARM BODIES IMDB PAGE THINGER.
“BREATHERS: A ZOMBIES LAMENT” THE BOOK
JG LEVITT AND SCARLETT JOHANSON CAST IN BREATHERS?
FAT BLOCKING PEPSI!?
MEGA SHARK VS CROCASAURUS. SADLY YES, ITS A REAL THING.
ABC’S OF DEATH RED BAND TRAILER. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
STAR WARS OLD REPUBLIC FREE TO PLAY!
TRIPLETS IS A THING THAT IS APPARENTLY HAPPENING. UGH.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON HELPS SUPERMAN FIND HOME!
FUCKING MOBY DICK! THIS IS SO DAMN NEAT!
KOREAN TOILET THEME PARK. A TOTALLY SHITTY EXPERIENCE! DERP!
SMALL WONDER IS ALL GROWNS UP.
R2D2 ENGAGEMENT RING IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. BUT SERIOUSLY, ITS REALLY DAMN COOL!
****JAPANESE RACE CAR PORN**** !!!!!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!! THIS IS REAL LIFE FUCKING PORNO HERE SO DONT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE PEOPLE FUCKING OR GETTING FUCKED!
DISTURBING AND FUNNY NON-PORN ANIMATED VIDEO.
DAVE HAS NEVER EATEN A STAR CRUNCH. THIS WILL CHANGE SOON!
THE REAL MOUNT DOOM IS GONNA BLOW!
Geekleetist: I went ON AND OOOOOON about Megashark VS Crocasaurus…hilarity ensues
BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast
Episode #34, The Halloween Special!
“Don’t Fuck With Daves Donuts Y’all!”
This week on the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast we tackle the oldest questions in the nerd/geek book and ask one another “What superpower would you have?”
Sure you can jump to the show notes and click the links and see whose powers we would co-op, but then you will miss out on all the crazy shit we say about what we would do with them! Oh boy, its a hum dinger kids as we delve into the minds of a pervert, a former mormon and a lady who doesn’t mind having things in her butt.
ALL THAT AND MORE ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF THE BECAUSE WHY NOT PODCAST!
Music on todays show (Blood, Horror Story) is from the seminal punk classic “Midnight Madness And Beyond” by the incomparable GBH (Great British Heroes)!
THE OMEN: JESUS BROTHERS SON DOES BAD THINGS
THE EXORCIST: DEMON POSSESSES GIRL AND SHE PUKES ON PRIEST
LEX STEELE: LARGE BLACK DICK
DAVES SUPERPOWER: TASKMASTER
SARAS SUPERPOWER: BISHOP
SCOTTS SUPERPOWER: MULTIPLE MAN
SARAS WORST NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE IN VIDEO GAMES: STREET SHARKS!
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH: RON SWANSON
PYM PARTICLES MAKES SUPER RAD TOYS!
•GEEKLEETIST: It’s that time again guys…another installment of Because Why Not? Podcast - Next Tuesday…all the shit will be talked about The Disney/Ess Dub merger•
Episode 32 is finally here!
After many delays the show is finally here for your listening pleasure. No exploding computer can stop the juggernaut that is the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST! This week we are bringing some good ole fashion zombie talkin to ya, we shoot the shit about video games and we even talk about Dave’s favorite Borg, 7.
Holy shit did I get wasted during the recording of this show! Please excuse my nonsensical self this week, through the magic of editing you wont have to suffer through much of me being a dipshit thankfully, and for the sake of the show Sara and Dave do a wonderful job reigning me in and keeping things interesting.
This shit aint safe for work kiddos so put on your headphones and enjoy the ride!
Music on this weeks show is by CARS CAN BE BLUE.
Check out the links and support these cats cause they are the shit!
BIOSHOCK INFINITE TRAILER!
BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN
WALKING DEAD TIME
HERP DERP, DERP DERP
COCKNEYS VS ZOMBIES
DOGZILLA LIVES GROWDY EYEBALL SWITCH PLATES
WALKING DEAD SEASON 3
RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION, BWHAHAHAHA THIS LOOKS SO SHITTY!
GOOD FUCKING GRODD, IF I DIDN’T HAVE MAD SHIT TO DO TODAY I WOULD FIND THIS GIRL AND MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO HER. BONERTOWN!
•Geekleetist: Any and all things Scott says are not necessarily the views & or opinions of Geekleetist such as above statement about a town with a boner in it.•
I did new thing…I wish Martians would visit ALREADY!!
(prints, tees, hoodies, totes…all that sh•t)
Also…new Because Why Not? podcast is out…peep it when you got a second. I stretched my brain muscles in this one. LISTEN HERE
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 30
“INTERGALACTIC DILDOS AND OTHER TALES OF LOVE WITH SMART PHONES”
Today is October 2nd 2012 and you are witnessing what may go down in history as the best podcast episode we have ever done! This one is for you, the fans, and if you don’t at least pee a little bit or fart while laughing (like we may or may have not done while recording this episode) then you are dead inside and should go listen to NPR or something.
This week we bring you special guest Dean Smith-Richard who is here to tell a story (no not of a man Named Brady!) about an intergalactic archaeologist scoundrel named Digger and his adventures exploring British controlled space. Hell even if he doesn’t find anything of note, since its controlled by the Brits at least he will have some good tv to watch. DOCTOR WHO 3024 A.D.! YA WITH ME!
This weeks show is a total blast and easily one of the most fun episodes we’ve had in a while where we talk about smart phone dildos, chinese sperm sucking machines, grumpy cats and all sorts of other nonsense that will surely spark the flames on fandom and maybe even the ire of some prudes out there who don’t like things in their butts.
The show as per usual is NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Put on your ear goggles and listen up fuckers cause this is gonna be the kinda ride your mom warned you about and she and your boss and your clergymen will definitely not approve!
Nerdery Public has great content with the nerd/geek in mind!
Dean Smith-Richard Twitter / 3024A.D. / Kickstarter
Captain America Trading Cards
Mass Effect Trilogy
Uma Thurman was totally in the Avengers!
Lovepalz.com, smart phone enabled dildos!
Bagel Head. Seriously just stop already! Japan why?!?!?
Ana Von Winter…..STAR TREK pasties. BONERTOWN!
Ghostbusters animated t-shirt!
Crushinator from FUTURAMA.
Robocop remake details exposed!
Omnicorp.com for more Robocop goodness!
Dave needs one of these to pick his teeth and shit after eating a sweet hotdog!
•GEEKLEETIST: HEY!!!!!!!!! I have gaps so huge in my teeth I gotta use rope! Listen if you wanna guys…there is some funny in there•
BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST Episode 27
“A Vulcan Came In My Eye And Now I Can Only See Red”
It has been a few weeks but we are back! Everyone was out at cons and living the geek life but we are all home now and ready to shower you with tales of DragonCon and PAX and boy the things that come out of our mouths this week are scandalous!
We talk about big girls cosplayin, video games that don’t use any screens, the color of Vulcan cum and so so much more that it should almost be criminal to listen to the awful things we say!
As usual this shit is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so pop on your headphones and see how deep the rabbit hole goes with the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew!
To download the show directly go [here]
Johann Sebastian Joust
Northstar and his boyfriend get hitched!
This is why dudes are better at games than dudettes!
3024 A.D. is so scifi-rifficness!
Batman and Batgirl got engaged, awh!
Mike Groves aka Poopbird makes the art and does shirtless panels as DragonCon
Plush Baroness by Handmadestuffs will be mine!
Chris Hamer Urbnpop art also makes the arts and is our friend
Dave bought the arts from Cassie and you should also
Dave smoked cigarettes with Baltar!
Unbelievable! Ruby Rod from the Fifth Element
Sexy turtles make me cringe now that I’ve seen them
Kaylee from Firefly looking all cute and dirty, just the way I like her!
Apparently melon fucking is a wide spread epidemic with some dire consequences!
Vulcan body stuff about balls and things here and here. PONFARR BITCHES!
Geekleetist: Another EP….SNAP INTO IT!!
Because, Why Not? Podcast Epidsode 23 “Chris Is Addicted To Wieners, Also…Is Today A Day That Ends In Y?”
I love that I am often recording and nobody realizes it, cause that’s when the magic happens! Oh there is so much magic on the show this week with talk of wieners, bad 80’s hair, Dolph Lundgren and so so much more!
We cant promise you much about the overall quality of the show, but we can promise that you will hear swear words, talk of boobies, talk of wieners and a myriad of other blathering nonsense that if it doesn’t make you laugh even just a little, you are dead inside ;D
Also, Dave invents a new candy and Chris has toy talk!
This show IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, so throw on the headphones and giggle your ass off in your cubicle for the next 60 minutes as we bring you The Because, Why Not? Podcast!
For direct download go [here]
GIANT ROBOTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!
THE WOLVERINE HAS BEEN LEAKED, LIKE AN ADAMANTIUM BLADE INTO A COLOSTOMY BAG!
GREAT ART FROM MATT PIZZOLO
PARANORMAN? STOP MOTION ANIMATION ABOUT ZOMBIES, HECK YEAH!
RUPERT SANDERS AND KRISTEN STEWART ARE BOTH CHEATING WHORES.
DEAR EVERYONE, PIRATE UBISOFT GAMES. FUCK UBISOFT.
E.T. ANNIVERSARY EDITION SPACESHIP BLURAY THINGY JIGGER IS AWESOME!
SCIFI/MOTORCYCLE NERDS IN VIETNAM MAKE A BATPOD. SICK!!!
DARK KNIGHT RETURNS ANIMATED FEATURE TRAILER=BONERTOWN!
ROBOT MECHA GONNA SHOOT YOUR ASS! NOW WITH KINECT!
TOY FUN WITH CHRIS:Mara Jade Bishoujo http://www.plastikitty.com/home/mara-jade-is-the-next-star-wars-bishoujoFigma and Nendo Avengers http://www.plastikitty.com/home/summer-wonder-festival-2012-avengers-figma-nendoroid-linesPit From Kid Icarus Figma http://www.plastikitty.com/home/summer-wonder-festival-2012-kid-icarus-figmaMass Effect 3 Play Arts http://www.plastikitty.com/home/sdcc-2012-square-enix-mass-effect-play-arts-kai-2Bishoujo Harley Quinn http://www.plastikitty.com/home/sdcc-2012-kotobukiyas-dc-bishoujo-harley-quinn-galleryBishoujo Huntress http://www.plastikitty.com/home/sdcc-2012-kotobukiyas-dc-bishoujo-huntress-gallery
•Geekleetist: My 2nd episode! I have fun doing this. Maybe you’ll have fun listening•
Did ya miss us? Has your heart been crying out for us while we were gone? Has our absence made your heart grow fonder? Well shit mother f-ers, we are back! I know its been a while but we are back and in full effect!
Welcome to the new look BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST!
There have been some major changes in the show since last we met, Mike got a new job and has started back to school to help support his new career and we wish him the best as he goes forward with his new endeavors, but sadly he will not be returning to the show. Muno, well his vaginitus came back, or maybe it was Diablo 3, at this point we aren’t quite sure but happy trails good sir and good luck raiding dungeons or whatever it is one does in Diablo 3. Your presence on the show will be missed. And last but not least, Port is also not returning, well shes kinda on the fence she said so do us a favor and send some damn fan mail her way to let her know she is loved and needed so we can get her back in here. I mean as much as I want to be the lesbian of the show, it just feels kinda phony haha!
With everyone gone (accept me) you must be wondering how in the hell the show will continue!? Well friends, neighbors, countrymen, I have brought into the mix a new array of vocal talents the likes of which you cannot begin to fathom!
Joining the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST! crew are none other than Dave Styer and Chris Hansbrough! Who they hell are these schlubs you ask? Well these are two of the geekiest, nerdiest, downright dorkiest guys I know, well beside me of course. Stay tuned later this week to find out more about my new co-hosts and what makes these guys tick and stuff.
We bring you GYMKATA 2012!
You know the drill folks, NSFW!!! Put your headphones on and enjoy the vocal stylings of the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST!
To direct download the show go [here]
The Problem With Geek Cred, You Got Yours?
Get You Some Sweet Cosplay Helmets At PitViperStudios
Street Fighter Chess, Bringing Beatemups To A More Cerebral Playing Field
Street Fighter Custom LEGO Figures
Mario Post-it Note Animation Thingy
A Bike Made Of Cardboard?! Preposterous! And Also Totally Real!
I’m Gonna Be Tom Selleck (Magnum P.I.) This Winter
Fall Of Cybertron Demo
CLOUD ATLAS Trailer Will Pull On Your Heart Strings And Give You Scifi Boner!
And last but not least…Dave Talks About His Feelings :D
•GEEKLEETIST: Well here is my first go at co-hosting a podcast…here’s the f•cking thing…ask me to talk about stuff…I can do that all day long!! Ask me to talk about myself….I CAN’T F•CKING DO IT!! I sound like a 5 year old trying to recite a poem in front of the class…oh and for those of you who don’t know, yes my name is Dave.•
That’s right folks, Distracted By Star Wars has teamed up with our Star Wars brother from a different mother, Fly Guy to create a podcast. We may live on opposite sides of the Earth, but our love for Star Wars and the joys of the internet have made this possible.
Episode 00, our BETA episode, is now live so please go and check it out. Basically it’s a lo-fi broadcast of us discussing all things Star Wars for about an hour. If you like it, you can subscribe to the RSS feed through iTunes and new episodes will download to there when we post them. You can also join us on Facebook, where you can leave suggestions for future episodes or just tell us what you think of the show.
Future episodes will include all sorts of things. I’m hoping to use this platform to answer some of the questions you folks have sent me that I’m just too lay to type out. We’re hoping to have some interviews with celebrities, collectors, bloggers, artists, authors, etc etc. We’re extremely excited to be doing this and can’t wait to see where it leads.
I hope you guys enjoy it and may the Force be with you!
•Deebs done did it! Hi5!