Battle on Orange Planet

I’ve been there…and wouldn’t you know it, not a single McDonalds

By: Ekr1703 AKA Emma Rose

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The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That’s when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Gremlins by: Todd Spence

ETSY

alisoncowlesart:

Ken Jeong as “Chang”

•Geekleetist: Awesome Chang is AWESOME!! Where can we buy this?•

caljenx:

just finished this painting, my first star wars piece

•Geekleetist: and you f•cking killed it!•

(via toxxxicwaste)

Zombacca, is pissed off, & ready to nom your brain.
Question: Why does Zombacca have shaved fingers?
By: DeathZombie 
•ETSY•

Zombacca, is pissed off, & ready to nom your brain.

Question: Why does Zombacca have shaved fingers?

By: DeathZombie 

•ETSY•

hennnypotter:

drewbhall:

the “Retired Galactus” painting i did for Ryan.

dude does amazing stuff.
some is for sale
and some he gives to his nana.
how cute is that?
check it out?

Squidbillies paintings makin me moist. So rad.

ART BY: Jorge Riverol

DeviantArt

Cuteness Preds ain’t so cute when he wants to gnaw your bits off is he?

Buy this 8x8 piece of awesome from Squid Bits

gamefreaksnz:

StarWars.com | Star Wars: Visions — The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of by Peter Ferk. Acrylic on Gessoboard 16” x 20”. Abrams Books, Fall 2010

I wanna lay naked on that pile of awesome sh•t!!