This is nerd sh•t, the occasional boob, and a lot of cusses.
“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”
- David Lee Roth
Who gives a sh•t about your drug problems!! Let’s talk about all your sweet outfits and how much you just plain kickin ass!
If the planets could align.
If Kurt were into boys.
If David were into boys.
If Dave bought Kurt a drink.
If Kurt accepted Dave’s drink and attempt at foreplay as his shirt hangs 4 buttons open enticingly. If Axel Foley were playing…settin the mood all sorta sexual style.
If they danced the nite away gettin wasted on Diva Daiquiri’s…providing a smooth segway to naughty times.
If David’s eggs accepted Kurt’s seed.
If I were into boys. The result would be the perfect love chylde…DAVID LEE RUSSELL! Get into it!
