My wife does a hell of a job explaining this…sadly she’s not included cause she’s bizzy being my wife.

Here is the link to the show! HOPE YOU WIN!

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                                        CONTEST TIME IS HERE KIDS!
                                                LISTEN AND WIN
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WE ARE GIVING AWAY TWO COPIES OF THE HUMBLE BUNDLE AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN TO THE SHOW TO FIND OUT HOW!

This weeks show is all about two things:

- Winning video games in our contest 
- And fuckin! 

That’s right folks this is the episode you’ve all been waiting for: The Sexisode! 

This week we delve into the hearts and minds of our intrepid crew as they discuss the merits of sex with fictional characters from video games, movies and books! We also get to hear the tumultuous details of each of our first times making the sexies!

Also this week we begin our Humble Bundle give away contest! All you gotta do is listen to the show and gather up the 3 secret words and reblog the show post with those 3 words to be entered for a chance to win a HUGE gaming super prize! 

Winners of this weeks prize pack will be announced on next weeks show so listen to this episode of The Because Why Not Podcast, gather up the secret words and reblog this post with the secret words posted at the bottom of the reblog for your chance to win! 

•Geekleetist: Scott is giving away couple Humble Bundles ya’ll…we talked about sex…my face we blushed out the whole time•

(via nerderypublic)

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Because, Why Not? Podcast 
Episode 37 “It Don’t Matter Who You Are, Pubes Is Curly!”

Let me start off by saying if you haven’t seen IDIOCRACY yet, please make a point of doing so in the very near future. Also, you’re welcome. 

This week I discover that I might be a tough guy (according to Dave) and Sara is certainly a total badass also. Sadly Dave is a complete sissy (his words) and would gang bang the Expendables 2 if he was gay and wasn’t afraid of putting things in his asshole. 

That said, we got a live one for you this week and boy I can almost feel the hate mail bloopin my inbox as I speak! NSFW people so put on those headphones and let er rip! 

Music on this weeks show is by Giddy-Up, Helicopter!


SHOW NOTES:

PRESIDENT DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO
BRAD BIRD KILLS RUMORS ABOUT DIRECTING STAR WARS…WITH 1 STONE
CARRIE FISHER WILL GUN YOU DOWN AND LAUGH!
THE BURBS. If you haven’t seen this, check it the fuck out its great!  
MORE NEWS ABOUT FORMER STAR WARS CAST MEMBERS RETURNING!
SKYRIM IS APPARENTLY ABOUT GETTING SHOT IN THE KNEE WITH AN ARROW
EWAN MCGREGORS DICK
EXPENDABLES 2 blah blah blah
SO FUCKING CREEPY! ANIME MASK THINGER 
WHO DOESN’T LIKE JASON STATHAM? CRANK 1/2 ARE AWESOME BTW!
PATTON OSWALT TALKS ABOUT BLADE TRINITY AND OTHER STUFF
NHL LOCKOUT MAKES CANADIANS SUPER HORNY, NEED SEX TOYS!
YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES BEING REMADE?
MARK STRONG WAS SINESTRO AND MORIARTY AND HAS THE BEST VOICE!
but Green Lantern still sucked. I would rather have seen a Sinestro movie honestly.
BAD KIDS GO TO HELL LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE! ALSO PUBES. 
 

•geekleetist: WE DO THIS SH•T AGAIN!!!•

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Because, Why Not? Podcast 
Episode 36 “Twinkie The Kid Is Dead!”

Twinkie the Kid may be dead, but The Because, Why Not? Podcast lives on for another week! Last week saw some technical problems on my end that forced us to shitcan the episode but we have come back long and strong this week with another completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK EPISODE! 

This week we talk about the trailer for WARM BODIES (a zombie love story) which looks like its gonna be funny and maybe even a little clever and definitely cute as all fucking get out! We also watched a few other trailers that look promising as well like The ABC’s of Death and OZ The Great And Powerful! Lots of neat movies coming out soon for sure.

Pepsi has a new drink and we talk about Scott taking the Pepsi challenge. Japanese race car porn, non-porn by Diesel and Dave has never had a Little Debbie Star Crunch, which we will fix shortly :D 
 

Music from this weeks show: ALKALINE TRIO “Metro” from the album REMAINS


SHOW NOTES:
SARAH WRITE FOR THE CULT DEN DOT COM.
HAN SHOT FIRST. TAKE THE TEST AND WIN NERD CRED!
WARM BODIES TRAILER AND WARM BODIES IMDB PAGE THINGER.
“BREATHERS: A ZOMBIES LAMENT” THE BOOK
JG LEVITT AND SCARLETT JOHANSON CAST IN BREATHERS?
FAT BLOCKING PEPSI!?
MEGA SHARK VS CROCASAURUS. SADLY YES, ITS A REAL THING.
ABC’S OF DEATH RED BAND TRAILER. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
STAR WARS OLD REPUBLIC FREE TO PLAY!
TRIPLETS IS A THING THAT IS APPARENTLY HAPPENING. UGH. 
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON HELPS SUPERMAN FIND HOME!
FUCKING MOBY DICK! THIS IS SO DAMN NEAT! 
KOREAN TOILET THEME PARK. A TOTALLY SHITTY EXPERIENCE! DERP!
SMALL WONDER IS ALL GROWNS UP.
R2D2 ENGAGEMENT RING IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. BUT SERIOUSLY, ITS REALLY DAMN COOL! 
****JAPANESE RACE CAR PORN**** !!!!!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!! THIS IS REAL LIFE FUCKING PORNO HERE SO DONT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE PEOPLE FUCKING OR GETTING FUCKED!
DISTURBING AND FUNNY NON-PORN ANIMATED VIDEO.
DAVE HAS NEVER EATEN A STAR CRUNCH. THIS WILL CHANGE SOON! 
THE REAL MOUNT DOOM IS GONNA BLOW! 



Geekleetist: I went ON AND OOOOOON about Megashark VS Crocasaurus…hilarity ensues

(via geekvariety)

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BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast
Episode #34, The Halloween Special!
“Don’t Fuck With Daves Donuts Y’all!” 

This week on the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast we tackle the oldest questions in the nerd/geek book and ask one another “What superpower would you have?” 

Sure you can jump to the show notes and click the links and see whose powers we would co-op, but then you will miss out on all the crazy shit we say about what we would do with them! Oh boy, its a hum dinger kids as we delve into the minds of a pervert, a former mormon and a lady who doesn’t mind having things in her butt.

ALL THAT AND MORE ON THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF THE BECAUSE WHY NOT PODCAST! 

Music on todays show (Blood, Horror Story) is from the seminal punk classic “Midnight Madness And Beyond” by the incomparable GBH (Great British Heroes)!  

SHOW NOTES:

THE OMEN: JESUS BROTHERS SON DOES BAD THINGS
THE EXORCIST: DEMON POSSESSES GIRL AND SHE PUKES ON PRIEST
LEX STEELE: LARGE BLACK DICK
ASS PENNIES!
DAVES SUPERPOWER: TASKMASTER
SARAS SUPERPOWER: BISHOP
SCOTTS SUPERPOWER: MULTIPLE MAN
SARAS WORST NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE IN VIDEO GAMES: STREET SHARKS!
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH: RON SWANSON
PYM PARTICLES MAKES SUPER RAD TOYS!

•GEEKLEETIST: It’s that time again guys…another installment of Because Why Not? Podcast - Next Tuesday…all the shit will be talked about The Disney/Ess Dub merger•

becausewhynotpodcast:

Episode 32 is finally here!

After many delays the show is finally here for your listening pleasure. No exploding computer can stop the juggernaut that is the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST! This week we are bringing some good ole fashion zombie talkin to ya, we shoot the shit about video games and we even talk about Dave’s favorite Borg, 7.

Holy shit did I get wasted during the recording of this show! Please excuse my nonsensical self this week, through the magic of editing you wont have to suffer through much of me being a dipshit thankfully, and for the sake of the show Sara and Dave do a wonderful job reigning me in and keeping things interesting. 

This shit aint safe for work kiddos so put on your headphones and enjoy the ride! 

Music on this weeks show is by CARS CAN BE BLUE.
Check out the links and support these cats cause they are the shit!
http://www.myspace.com/carscanbebluehttps://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/cars-can-be-blue/id207158363http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cars-Can-Be-Blue/84244638535

SHOW NOTES:
BIOSHOCK INFINITE TRAILER!
BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN
WALKING DEAD TIME
HERP DERP, DERP DERP
COCKNEYS VS ZOMBIES

DOGZILLA LIVES GROWDY EYEBALL SWITCH PLATES
BRICKTOP
WALKING DEAD SEASON 3
RESIDENT EVIL RETRIBUTION, BWHAHAHAHA THIS LOOKS SO SHITTY!

GOOD FUCKING GRODD, IF I DIDN’T HAVE MAD SHIT TO DO TODAY I WOULD FIND THIS GIRL AND MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO HER. BONERTOWN! 

•Geekleetist: Any and all things Scott says are not necessarily the views & or opinions of Geekleetist such as above statement about a town with a boner in it.•