I watched RED last night. 

Sh•t wasn’t only funny, but Mary Louise Parker…

She’s my new girlfriend, you can’t have her. I sent her couple texts last night while I was watching. She hasn’t returned them yet…but they were so romantic and full of sexy, I’m 5-7% sure she will.

She loves me…she just doesn’t know it yet. Oh yeah…and Red was a great f•ckin movie. But I’m sure most of you know that already since it came out a 100 years ago.