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1. I love that the logos of those two companies are borderline racist.

2. I would probably eat bacon inside of a dick-shaped pancake. Thanks for the tip, internet.

 I think I’ve found the new larp food craze.

Figure out a way to get a package of Rolos in there, and I’ll marry your ugly daughters…just throwin it out there.  Life is just a fantasy…right?