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Episode 37 “It Don’t Matter Who You Are, Pubes Is Curly!”

Let me start off by saying if you haven’t seen IDIOCRACY yet, please make a point of doing so in the very near future. Also, you’re welcome. 

This week I discover that I might be a tough guy (according to Dave) and Sara is certainly a total badass also. Sadly Dave is a complete sissy (his words) and would gang bang the Expendables 2 if he was gay and wasn’t afraid of putting things in his asshole. 

That said, we got a live one for you this week and boy I can almost feel the hate mail bloopin my inbox as I speak! NSFW people so put on those headphones and let er rip! 

Music on this weeks show is by Giddy-Up, Helicopter!


SHOW NOTES:

PRESIDENT DWAYNE ELIZONDO MOUNTAIN DEW HERBERT CAMACHO
BRAD BIRD KILLS RUMORS ABOUT DIRECTING STAR WARS…WITH 1 STONE
CARRIE FISHER WILL GUN YOU DOWN AND LAUGH!
THE BURBS. If you haven’t seen this, check it the fuck out its great!  
MORE NEWS ABOUT FORMER STAR WARS CAST MEMBERS RETURNING!
SKYRIM IS APPARENTLY ABOUT GETTING SHOT IN THE KNEE WITH AN ARROW
EWAN MCGREGORS DICK
EXPENDABLES 2 blah blah blah
SO FUCKING CREEPY! ANIME MASK THINGER 
WHO DOESN’T LIKE JASON STATHAM? CRANK 1/2 ARE AWESOME BTW!
PATTON OSWALT TALKS ABOUT BLADE TRINITY AND OTHER STUFF
NHL LOCKOUT MAKES CANADIANS SUPER HORNY, NEED SEX TOYS!
YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES BEING REMADE?
MARK STRONG WAS SINESTRO AND MORIARTY AND HAS THE BEST VOICE!
but Green Lantern still sucked. I would rather have seen a Sinestro movie honestly.
BAD KIDS GO TO HELL LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE! ALSO PUBES. 
 

•geekleetist: WE DO THIS SH•T AGAIN!!!•