Now I’m not much of a wine drinker…but were I a wine drinker I’d probably wanna be the coolest b•tch on the bus. So, I’d have to go with the AC/DC collection of wines.

Before you roll your eyes…THOSE DUDES ARE F•CKING OLD and they have sophisticated palates now, even Angus has a upcoming cooking show on the Food Network. No not really…but can you imagine how amazing that sh•t would be? Angus’ Crockpot To Hell? No?

Back in Black Shiraz

Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon

Thunderstruck Chardonnay

Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc

$17.99 each or 12 bottles for $215.88 (shoulda been 666.66 for a bakers dozen)

Al parecer, el Chardonnay patea el culo Mucho con tacos de Taco Bell Dorito.